A Cincinnati kid - Christian Grant may appear to be in his late 20's but he's actually a vampire. The Aldi's brand Robert Pattinson has performed regularly at:   

 

Go Bananas Comedy Club

Bombs Away Comedy

 CommonWealth Sanctuary

 The Attic Comedy Club

Don't Tell shows (Cin, Lex)

Selected performer at:

Flagship Comedy Festival, Crosstown Comedy Festival, Norwood Comedy Festival

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​CRIME:

made a nice lady laughfart

in Great Bend, KS

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REWARD:

dusty picture frame

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WEAKNESSES:

we tried garlic it just makes him nervously horny

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